redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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