Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry epasto hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(732): View more from New Jersey

my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame

Fav 16 850 1926
share tweet
(334): View more from Alabama

I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.

(205): View more from Alabama

Win!

Fav 12 5621 1107
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(571): View more from Virginia

I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed

Fav 24 3931 2127
share tweet
(619): View more from California

You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything

Fav 49 1108 6613
share tweet
(408): View more from California

I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible

Fav 17 8770 1611
share tweet
(707): View more from California

its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me

Fav 11 2100 3587
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(718): View more from New York

You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.

Fav 41 5016 1846
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(828): View more from North Carolina

It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER

Fav 3 498 450
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(774): View more from Massachusetts

Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.

Fav 3 88 32
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT