I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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