brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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