Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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