If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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