Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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