Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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