I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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