Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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