Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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