I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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