I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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