you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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