at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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