Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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