I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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