Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I love you.
Bad choice
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