my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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