God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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