i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Randomize
