North Korea, Best Korea!
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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