Your face is a jimmy john
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Randomize
