Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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