Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm jealous of your bromance
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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