windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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