why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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