I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
He felt like a one man threesome
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I AM VODKA MAN
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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