So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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