we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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