You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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