I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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