we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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