Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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