dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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