We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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