She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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