Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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