awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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