There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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