Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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