he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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