Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Its about making memories worth repressing
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Randomize
