We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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