dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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