Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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