he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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