the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Randomize
