I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
did i walk over a car last night?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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