smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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